my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
Nobody ever: Channing Tatum put your shirt back on.
((((( HUG ))))) ???
normal people: this top makes me look so fat
me: that post doesn't look good on my blog, i have to delete it
cross my heart and i hope to die.